Pfffff

Here we go again. Here I am again. I am currently watcheing htese crappy movies so that I can cry!!! Yeah stupid! I know but the work psychotherapist told me that i do not reflect my inner feelings on my outside appearance. We only met once and this person thinks that she got me all figuered out. (btw I only attend these sessions to earn the extra bucks, no more). Anyways i decided to start knowing my self better and I wanted to start with the things which piss me off the most.
Last week I did something which I do not normally do - I listened to the radio. WOW!! It was like 7.30 in the morning and I was tuned on the traffic report and at the moment the presenter was asking the correspondent why there was so much traffic on our streets so early in the morning. I though " Oh my God, this cannot be true." I just couldnt believe my ears. People get freaken paid for asking dumb questions and answering them. They could have asked me and they would have had a cheaper and more efficient service. This would be something i would say if i was the presenter:

" Good morning people, I hope you are enjoying being stuck in the traffic this morning and I bet you are asking yourselves while honking your horns why they hack it is taking so long to arrive at work. Well dumb ass its 7.30 in the morning and everybody decided to get on the road at the same freaking time. You don;t have to be a genius to notice that."

Old lady

I am during one of my longest shifts (an 18hour shift) and decided that it was about time after 16 hours, that I should go out for a bit of fresh air and that is when I noticed her.
Her. An old lady sitting alone on her doorstep. Her hair is messy and dirty. Her eyes are filled with solitude, sadness and tears. She kept rubbing her eyes so that no one will notice that she was crying. This is when I realised that although we are trying to promote a society were the family takes care of the elderly, no one is actually doing so. It is only written on paper.

How lonely can it get???

Medieval Riddle

Try and solve this medieval riddle. You can find the answer below but don't cheat!!!

Well, here we go:

"Here lies a child, here lies a father.
Here lies the sister, here lies the brother.
Here lies the wife, here lies the husband.
Yet there are but 2 bodies here."


This riddle is an inscription found on a grave somewhere in Europe dating 1512 (or that's what I was told).

Wanna know the answer?

A child had sex with his mother.
A girl was born from the relationship.
The boy married the girl who was his daughter and sister.

And you say you have a mixed up family!!!